Marriage Invitation…..(SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)

Posted on September 24th, 2008 in Company Forwards, joke by swathi
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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@BrideGroom Char(NotBad),
@Bride Char(Good)
AS
 
SELECT Bride FROM
Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND  
BrideEduStatus=’PGorAbove’  
HavingBrothers=’NO’ AND  
HavingSisters =’No’ AND  
 AllowRelocate =’YES’ AND  
 
      SELECT Gold, Cash, Car, BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw
       
 UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
 UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold

 INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (’Ford’)

 

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